Few years ago, I was all suited up for a wedding. I took extra time in front of the mirror to admire God's creature. I'd gone to the salon to have my hair properly cut and shaved. It was all shinning and sparkling as the bulb just above me cast rays in my room as it shone on my hair.
My skin glittered like it was polished with a fair "complexioner"😁😁. I could perceive the romantic fragrance from the combination of my body spray and perfume. I winked and blew myself a kiss through the mirror😘🥰.
I was good to go😎.
Heads of all ages were turning to take a second glance at me as I walked down to the bus-stop to board a bus to the wedding venue. Under my suit, my shoulders were raised high and I felt some butterflies in my stomach😋😋.
One very beautiful lady, in fact my spec, was waiting for the next keke to take her to the same wedding venue. I licked my lips and took my time to feed on almost every pore on her body, especially her legs. "wow! she is beautiful!" I exclaimed on my mind.
I smiled as I stood by her side. She reciprocated without hesitation. Obviously, we are birds of a feather. Our outfits told us so.
"You look so gorgeous and amazing in that dress." I looked at her in the most romantic and seductive way I could.
We entered the next keke that came along. As a gentle man, I allowed her to enter before me. She thanked me. I knew my points were increasing from her response.
As we journeyed, I looked at her smooth legs, and imagined so many godly things😋😛.
To be a perfect gentleman, I have to pay for her fare, I thought to myself. I calculated my fair to know if all the money in the breast pocket of my suit could do. They were all I had, 650naira. And the fare for the both of us had claimed 400naira already. I became unease as I did my calculation. I stylishly rubbed the pockets of my trouser if i forgot any money there, they were dry. I began to sweat in the cool weather that morning coupled with the heavy breeze we felt as the driver sped on.
When I brought out the money in my pocket to be sure of my calculation, the heavy breeze, blew away the 50naira on the money😲😲. I didn't know when I screamed so loud that i nearly jumped down from the fast moving keke."Driver, stop! stop! breeze don blow my 50naira o!
I jumped down even before the keke finally stopped. I ran not minding my suit, and flagged down cars to pick MY money that was dancing anyhow in the middle of the road😟.
I didn't know how to behave again when I got back into the keke. I smiled "cry smile"😂...
My shoulders were dropped immediately. I lost every romance and sexiness in me.That was the end of Solomon Grundy🤣🤣🤣....
Another awful thing happened again at the reception. Stay tuned😁...
